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==Religions==
==Religions==
[[Image: Sai-baba1.jpg thumb left 250px In India, God is dead.]]
[[Image: Sai-baba1.jpg thumb left 250px In India, God is dead.]]
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India is a land which prides itself in philosophical diversity. Many religions coexist in India, the foremost being [[Hindu]]ism, [[Jain]]ism, [[Buddhism]], [[ISKCON Iskconism]], Sikhism, [[Guru Maharaj Ji Guru Maharajism]], [[Tantra Yogism]], [[Rich]]ism, [[Poor]]ism, Beggarism, and even [[Islam terrorism]]. Although diverse all these Indian religions have the same problem, e.g., God is dead.
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India is a land which prides itself in philosophical diversity and raging debates. Many religions coexist in India, the foremost being [[Hindu]]ism, [[Jain]]ism, [[Buddhism]], [[ISKCON Iskconism]], Sikhism, [[Guru Maharaj Ji Guru Maharajism]], [[Tantra Yogism]], [[Rich]]ism, [[Poor]]ism, Beggarism, and even [[Islam terrorism]]. Although diverse all these Indian religions have the same problem, e.g., God is dead.
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That's right. In India, a land where gods and goddesses have many faces, one deity in particular stands out, viz., Godman or Mangod, Sathya Sai Baba. Although god, is currently near dead, and the Hindu world has assumed an urgent mood of prayers for his revival, which failed miserably. [[wikipedia:Sathya Sai Baba Sathya Sai Baba]] is still on life support at a Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Holy Medical Sciences hospital located in a pilgrim town within Anantapur district. Sai Baba was admitted with infection, chest congestion, two collapsed lungs, and terminal TB. Although he continues to be on ventilator support, receiving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, defibrillation, blood transfusions, open heart massage, and is also on [[Dianalysis kidney dialysis]], he is, in fact, dead as a door nail.
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That's right. In India, a land where gods and goddesses have many faces, one deity in particular stands out, viz., Godman or Mangod, Sathya Sai Baba. Although god is currently claimed to be near dead, and the Hindu world has assumed an urgent mood of prayers for his revival, they all failed miserably. Yet his body is still on life support at the Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Holy Medical Sciences hospital located in a pilgrim town within Anantapur district. Sai Baba -- originally admitted with infection, chest congestion, two collapsed lungs, and terminal TB -- continues to be on ventilator support, receiving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, defibrillation, blood transfusions, open heart massage, and is also on [[Dianalysis kidney dialysis]] - all well and good. But the fact is that HE is dead as a door nail.
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Millions of anxious Hindu devotees have been pouring in from different parts of the country as news of Sai Baba?s condition spread. Tension gripped India as far away as Delhi on Monday when over 160 million rustic devotees tried to enter his hospital room following reports that Sai Baba was not responding to treatment. The Indian government has recently imposed prohibitory orders within 1,000 kilometers of the hospital, although prayers are not mandatory by law. Imagine the situation if God's death becomes known. That means that [[Christ]], [[Allah]], [[Buddha]], [[Vishnu]], [[Jehovah]], and even the [[Voidism void]] would all be dead. And that would be a right royal mess. Though it would probably bring world peace.
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Millions of anxious Hindu devotees have been pouring in from different parts of the country as news of Sai Baba?s condition spread. Tension gripped India as far away as Delhi when over 160 million rustic devotees tried to enter his hospital room at the same instant following reports that Sai Baba was not responding to treatment. The Indian government has recently imposed prohibitory orders within 1,000 kilometers of the hospital, although prayers are not mandatory by law. Imagine the situation if God's death becomes known. That means that [[Christ]], [[Allah]], [[Buddha]], [[Vishnu]], [[Jehovah]], and even the [[Voidism void]] would all be gone. Kaput. And that would be a right royal mess. Although it would probably bring world peace -- at least "[[Peace shanti]]" in India. Then a fine period of tranquility would last until the next Avatar makes his sublime appearance to lead the world back into the dark ages.
==Karma==
==Karma==
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/India?diff=5482612&oldid=prev
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