Christianity is want Microsoft:
* It's a countless topic bet, current on world cruelty* As soon as you've installed it on your hard induce, it's really demanding to get rid of it
* Adjacent everyone's got it (and they use it in schools), so it has become the failure to pay good fortune
* It is out of place with other software
* It takes up a lot of space on your hard induce
* It fails to blend in to international standards
* But the user sidle is striking and the double is 24/7
Paganism is want Linux:
* It's dead set v Microsoft
* It's little and industrial by a stark community of geeks
* It comes from Northern Europe
* The double appointments are a bit uneven
* It's eclectic and has oodles of shareware
Reconstructionism is want language via the snitch line:
* It's pink hard work and you can honorable do one thing at a time
* Heathenry - "the religion with homework" - 'nuff held.
Satanism is want a machine virus:
* It's parasitic upon Microsoft and exploits its vulnerabilities
* Sophistication blame it on the Linux geeks but it's actually done by spotted teenagers with no sociable life
* Fresh Microsoft users are eternally claiming there's aloof of it about than present-day actually is (present-day are honorable about 100 actual Satanists in the UK)
Google is want an invasive cult:
* It appeared from nowhere and every person objective it was willing to please and non-corporate and cool
* Now it is got up in to rest improved the world by furtiveness
* It started with the motto "Don't be evil" but so got popular bed with a authoritarian declare
The New Age is want Facebook:
* Low-calorie, cheerful and has oodles of shimmering gizmos
* Uses sociable networking to link household
Quakers (Links) and Unitarians are want Apple Mac:
* Usually owned by intellectuals and arty types; not topic
* Adheres to international standards
* Gigantic user interface; universally set to be cool
* But presently someone actually owns one
Wicca is want Firefox:
* Wicca naked the Foretell Feminine way at an earlier time Christianity, and now they're theft our clothes (so every person inner self maintain they naked Her) - Firefox fictional tabbed browsing way at an earlier time Microsoft, and now Microsoft create in the end adopted it, and every person inner self maintain they fictional it
* Whichever Wicca and Firefox create a bright apparatus
* Whichever adopted by a little community of stark users
New Atheists are want teenage machine hackers - they create no give an inkling of about what they're got up in to nick popular or how it works, but they want to fire up a infection or two (remorseful, meme...)
(By Yewtree. If you vetoed this on to someone to boot, gratify fix together back happening).
See also: Religions as ex-girlfriends by Al Billings
Source: just-wicca.blogspot.com
